2. (Source: notalkingplz, via heartshrink)


  3. lmaoalien:

    plot twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids

    Not sure if this is a plot twist or just giving everyone what they want.

    (via parkingstrange)


  4. hisporcupine:

    I have 2 moods. 

    1. I’m too high for this shit.

    2. I’m not high enough for this shit.

    (via xoxo-pizzaboy)



  6. ismellapples:


    It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps


    have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers



    (via this-is-torahble)


  7. Anonymous said: What bothers me about Hogwart's paintings is that they're all realistc or medieval-ish and just makes me wonder what happens if a wizard paints some cubist nonsensical shit. Would it move? Would it talk? Would it ask you for the password, or would it tell you about the meanings of within? I guess we'll never know because Dumbledore is not a fan of modern art


    this is a solid question


  8. (Source: ms-dos5, via fuckyeah1990s)


  9. allynewbold:

    Tigers Jaw l Photo: Ally Newbold

    what would you do?

    (Source: allynewbold.com)


  10. (Source: grimeycellar)


  11. deonte-s:



    So apparently, this is a thing: Greenscreen-clad workers who secretly flip models’ hair during shampoo commercials. (via @makingofs on twitter)

    if they would leave the mummy in the commercial I would be 200% more likely to purchase the product

    please give green mummy his time to shine

    (via bootlesscries)


  12. (Source: manlyhusbando, via heartshrink)


  13. Cannoli stuffed French toast @The Fairway (at Fairway Restaurant & Pizzeria)


  14. (Source: ironbatman, via heartshrink)


  15. furballthefurry:



    wuts the joke here?

    Sylveon evolves with love, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.

    The joke is heartbreak.

    this is the best thing. ever.

    (via parkingstrange)